Annexing Greenland, dissolving the Dept Of Education and retaking the Panama Canal are great ideas, but they don’t go nearly far enough if The Donald wants to really get serious about things. Here are three great ideas he is free to steal:

1. Move December to the front of the calendar, making it the first month, not the last, because Christmas and Jesus need to be first, just like America.
2. Eliminating the Dept of Ed and firing federal workers should be just the tip of the iceberg. All departments, their leaders and their workers should go, excepting the departments of state, treasury, defense (renamed war) and the attorney general. If that set up was good enough for Washington, it’s good enough for Trump. Maybe.
3. Annexing Canada and Greenland is a great beginning, but why did Manifest Destiny stop at California to the West? Okay, we spluttered one more time with Hawaii, then that was it. It is time to fire back up good old M.D and get going again. We can start with all of the islands in the Pacific between us and the Asian mainland, including Japan, and then, who knows? Hopefully, Trump will have a third term as president to figure that out.