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Three Tips For Trump


Mount Trumpmore will be the greatest sculpture ever created, finally getting rid of those second rate presidents.

Annexing Greenland, dissolving the Dept Of Education and retaking the Panama Canal are great ideas, but they don’t go nearly far enough if The Donald wants to really get serious about things. Here are three great ideas he is free to steal:

  1. Move December to the front of the calendar, making it the first month, not the last, because Christmas and Jesus need to be first, just like America.
  2. Eliminating the Dept of Ed and firing federal workers should be just the tip of the iceberg. All departments, their leaders and their workers should go, excepting the departments of state, treasury, defense (renamed war) and the attorney general. If that set up was good enough for Washington, it’s good enough for Trump. Maybe.
  3. Annexing Canada and Greenland is a great beginning, but why did Manifest Destiny stop at California to the West? Okay, we spluttered one more time with Hawaii, then that was it. It is time to fire back up good old M.D and get going again. We can start with all of the islands in the Pacific between us and the Asian mainland, including Japan, and then, who knows? Hopefully, Trump will have a third term as president to figure that out.

Biden pardons turkeys for final time as US President


Biden pardons turkeys for final time as US President

While I did not vote for Biden in 2020, and I was glad Trump lost, I figured he could not do too much damage during one term and he would be too old to serve a second term. I also thought (I was wrong about this one) that the Republicans would finally be done with Trump and move on to much more worthy candidates.

“Biden acknowledged this was his last time being a part of the light-hearted event, saying he will allow the turkeys to keep calm and “gobble on”.

The 40 pound (18kg) birds he pardoned will now go back to the state of Minnesota to become “agricultural ambassadors”.

And Biden is off to New York to hold a “Friendsgiving” with Coast Guard members.

There were some 2,500 people gathered at the White House to see President Joe Biden pardon two turkeys: Blossom and Peach.

Biden joked the crowd were looking for a pardon themselves.

He offered some information on both turkeys, telling the crowd that Peach weighs 42 pounds and likes to cross country ski.

Meanwhile, Blossom weighs 40 pounds, loves cheese curds and watching boxing.

Biden also tells the crowd the turkeys were named after the Delaware state flower the Peach Blossom.”

Two turkeys, one of which has been pardoned and one who will be hoping for a pardon soon enough!

Source: https://www.bbc.com/news/live/cn4v51702z8t